“Why did you guys become friends?” “AP Language, maybe. He was always really good at taking tests—” “And you would ask me how I studied—“ “And you said, ‘I don’t!’”Read more "Eleven"
“This is actually a cover-up for another koi fish that I had, but it didn’t look as nice. I’m really interested in traditional Japanese folklore.” “Why’d you choose a koi fish?” “It’s a symbol of strength and transformation. I based it off this Japanese tale where a koi fish swims down a river and then […]Read more "Ten"
“Promoting science and destroying religion are two sides of the same coin, and that coin is reason.”Read more "Eight"
“I’ve been told I look like a young Cruella de Vil.”Read more "Six"
“People can learn a lot of stuff but still think in their old ways. They often think that when they believe something fully, it’s certain to be true. In that way, people can be dangerous. It’s comfortable being certain, but I would be happier if more people realized how deeply mistaken they can be. Everyone […]Read more "Five"
“There’s no chemical reaction for why our government is set up the way it is.”Read more "Four"
“I think people should just know more about what they want to do in life ‘cause that’s what I’ve been thinking about lately. Like, what they want to do after college. I’m still stuck at like, ‘Dude, I don’t know what to do when I graduate.’” “So you’re just like, ‘I have no effing clue?’” […]Read more "Three"